[ MUSIC ]
>> HEY, CHAR!
LOOK AT ME.
HUH?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY OUTFIT?
>> DID YOUR MOM
TELL YOU IT LOOKED GOOD?
>> YEAH.
>> SHE LIED.
SHE LIED HARD.
>> NO.
TONIGHT, ME AND HENRY
ARE GOING TO GLOW-N-BOWL.
>> MM-HMM.
>> FOR BOWLING IN THE DARK.
>> CAN I GO NOW?
>> NO, YOU GOT TO SEE
WHAT MY OUTFIT DOES.
HEY, SPOD, KILL THE LIGHTS!
LOOK, I'M LUMINESCENT.
LUMINESCENT.
I'M LU, LU, LU, LUMINESCENT.
WOO.
CHARLOTTE?
HEY, SPOD,
TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON!
>> OH, HEY, MAN.
WHY WOULD YOU WEAR THAT
IN PUBLIC?
>> IT'S MY GLOW-IN-THE-DARK
BOWLING OUTFIT FOR TONIGHT.
>> OH, OKAY.
>> AND I GOT US GLOW-IN-THE-DARK BALLS, TOO. >> IT'S GOING TO BE
A CRAZY NIGHT.
>> SO CRAZY.
>> CRAZY.
>> HEY, HENRY? >> OH, HEY.
WHAT'S UP? >> CAN I ASK CHLOE OUT ON A DATE?
>> OOH, HERE WE GO.
>> YOU WANT TO ASK OUT CHLOE? >> WELL, YEAH. I MEAN, COME ON,
YOU HAVEN'T HUNG OUT WITH HER
IN MONTHS.
>> SHE'S NOT YOUR PROPERTY.
>> DID I SAY CHLOE
WAS MY PROPERTY?
>> YOU SAY IT WITH YOUR EYES.
>> WHATEVER.
YEAH, SURE.
GO AHEAD, ASK HER OUT.
I DON'T CARE.
>> AWESOME.
>> WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING VIDEO? >> I THOUGHT YOU AND SIDNEY WERE GOING TO FIGHT.
>> MAYBE YOU AND ME
ARE GOING TO FIGHT.
>> TEACHER!
>> WHAT? NO WAY. GOT TO GO.
OH, HEY, CHLOE.
>> HENRY.
>> I...
BROUGHT YOU THIS COFFEE MUG.
>> THANKS.
IT SAYS "WORLD'S GREATEST MOM."
>> NO, IT SAYS "WORLD'S GREATEST... WOW."
>> THANKS, BUT I DON'T REALLY DRINK COFFEE. >> OKAY.
I REALLY JUST WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU.
>> WELL, THERE'S A TWIST.
>> WHAT?
>> YOU'VE BEEN TOO BUSY
TO TALK TO ME EVER SINCE
YOU GOT A PART-TIME JOB
AT THAT GARBAGE STORE.
>> IT'S NOT A GARBAGE STORE.
>> OH, SORRY.
JUNK.
>> N-STUFF.
COME ON.
I'M NOT BUSY NOW.
>> NO, HENRY.
I'M NOT GOING TO FALL FOR IT.
>> FALL FOR WHAT?
>> YOUR WOW MUG.
THE CUTE LITTLE SMILE.
>> AW, COME ON.
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.
PLEASE?
>> OKAY.
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE
DINNER TONIGHT?
>> TONIGHT?
TONIGHT ME AND JASPER
ARE SUPPOSED TO GO BOWLING.
>> YEAH, I KNEW IT.
>> WAIT! WAIT.
TONIGHT WORKS GREAT.
>> REALLY?
>> YEP.
JUST YOU AND ME,
DINNER WHEREVER YOU WANT.
>> CAN WE GO TO SOTTO VOCE?
>> OOH, LASAGNA.
>> I'LL MEET YOU THERE AT 7:00.
>> YEAH YOU WILL.
YEAH, THAT HAPPENED. IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. >> MY DAD WAS
AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
>> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.
>> AND BY ACCIDENT,
HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH!
>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE
AND MET
A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTECT
THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME...
>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...
>> YOU KNOW THE NAME.
>> CAPTAIN MAN.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT
BEING A SUPERHERO
IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
>> HE WANTED SOME HELP.
>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
>> I, HENRY HART...
>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER
TELL ANYONE...
>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S
SECRET SIDEKICK.
>> IT IS DONE.
>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
>> AND FIGHT CRIME.
>> FEELS GOOD.
>> CALL IT.
>> UP THE TUBE!
OH, MY BOOT.
>> AH!
>> MAN, HOW COME
WE HAVE TO ORGANIZE
THE STUPID STORAGE ROOM?
SHOULDN'T RAY BE DOING THIS?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
JUST TELL ME WHAT THAT IS
SO I CAN WRITE IT DOWN.
>> IT'S A BIG HEAVY THING
WITH THINGS ON IT.
>> GREAT.
ANOTHER BIG THING
THAT'S A THING
WITH THINGS ON IT.
>> AH, WHATEVER.
[ BUZZ ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? RAY SAID NOT TO MESS WITH THIS STUFF.
>> I WASN'T MESSING WITH IT.
I JUST LEANED ON IT.
>> NO. YOU'RE WRONG.
GIVE IT UP, SCHWOZ.
THE ANSWER IS WILD MONKEYS.
>> IT'S NOT THAT.
>> WELL, I TOLD YOU WRONG.
>> THE ANSWER IS SOUP.
>> WELL, I DISAGREE.
OKAY, LET'S ASK THEM.
>> ASK US WHAT?
>> IF YOU KIDS HAD TO CHOOSE,
WOULD YOU RATHER...
>> BE EATEN BY WILD MONKEYS.
>> OR YOU GET BOILED
IN A BIG POT OF SOUP.
>> WHAT KIND OF SOUP?
[ BUZZING ]
>> UGH, GOOCH NEEDS ME.
I'LL BE BACK DOWN IN A SEC.
>> HEY, RAY,
CAN WE FINISH GOING THROUGH
ALL THIS STUFF TOMORROW?HY
IT'S ONLY FIVE O'CLOCK.
>> I KNOW, BUT...
>> HE WANTS TO LEAVE EARLY--
>> DON'T TELL THEM.
>> OKAY.
HENRY'S GOT A DATE!
>> AW, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO--
IT'S NOT A DATE. >> I BET IT IS. >> YOU GOING TO WEAR
YOUR FANCIEST PANTS?
>> CAN I KNOCK OFF EARLY OR NOT?
>> YEAH SURE, TAKE OFF, KID.
>> THANKS.
>> HEY, WHERE YOU GOING
TO TAKE HER?
>> TO DINNER AT SOTTO VOCE.
>> OOH, SOTTO VOCE.
>> HOW CAN YOU AFFORD
A PLACE LIKE THAT?
>> BECAUSE I TOOK
A HUNDRED BUCKS
OUT OF YOUR WALLET.
>> WHAT?
>> UP THE TUBE!
>> HEY. WHAT IS THIS MACHINE? DID I MAKE THIS?
>> NO, MY FATHER MADE THAT
A LONG TIME AGO.
>> WHAT THIS DO?
>> WELL, IT WAS SUPPOSED
TO MAKE ME STRONGER,
MORE POWERFUL, YOU KNOW,
MANLIER.
>> SO IT DIDN'T WORK.
>> IT WAS NEVER TESTED ON ME.
WE TESTED IT ON MY NERDY COUSIN.
>> SO, DID IT MAKE HIM MANLY?
>> IT MADE HIM TOO MANLY.
>> OOH.
>> THE EFFECTS
STARTED OFF SLOWLY,
BUT A FEW DAYS LATER
HE WAS LESS OF A MAN...
>> OH?
>> MORE OF A BEAST.
>> OH.
[ GRUNTING ]
>> HEY. HEY! DID I SAY YOU COULD COME IN MY ROOM?
>> DID I ASK?
I JUST NEED A PAIR OF SCISSORS
TO OPEN MY NEW PHONE CASE.
>> HERE, JUST GIVE IT.
>> GROSS, DON'T USE YOUR TEETH.
>> HERE'S YOUR PHONE CASE. >> WELL, NOW YOUR HAND IS BLEEDING.
>> OH. YEAH.
TASTES GOOD. >> GROSS. WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
>> NOTHING.
NOW, GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
I GOT TO FINISH MY WORKOUT.
I GOT PLANS TONIGHT.
>> WHOA. WHEN DID YOU GROW THOSE FURBALLS UNDER YOUR ARMS?
>> HUH?
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT I LIKE THEM.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ SCREAM ] [ ELEVATOR DINGS ]
>> HERE'S YOUR COFFEE.
>> THANK YOU?
>> SO... WHAT WE GOING TO DO WITH THIS MANLY MACHINE?
>> OH YEAH.
THAT THING IS MAJORLY DANGEROUS.
WE BETTER DESTROY IT.
OR I GUESS WE COULD
DONATE IT TO A SCHOOL.
>> HEY...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THAT THING IS DANGEROUS?
>> WELL, IT WAS DESIGNED
TO MAKE PEOPLE STRONGER,
MORE POWERFUL, AND MANLIER,
BUT IT GOES TOO FAR.
TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT IT DID
TO MY COUSIN ELLIOT.
>> EW. >> NO, THAT'S A BEFORE PICTURE. >> OH.
>> HERE'S WHAT ELLIOT
LOOKED LIKE A WEEK AFTER MY DAD
TESTED THIS MACHINE ON HIM.
>> YAH.
>> YEP.
HE TURNED INTO A MAN-BEAST.
>> HE LOOKS LIKE MY SISTER.
>> YOUR SISTER WISHES.
SHE IS AN ANIMAL.
>> SHE SMELLS LIKE A HORSE.
>> GUYS!
YOU GUYS!
>> WHAT?
>> YEAH?
>> HENRY ACCIDENTALLY
TOUCHED THAT MACHINE.
>> HE...
HE TURNED IT ON?
>> HE DIDN'T MEAN TO.
HIS HAND JUST HIT
ONE OF THOSE BUTTONS
AND IT WENT ALL...
BZZ. BZZ.
>> UH-OH.
>> DID YOU SEE HENRY
START TO SHOW ANY SIGNS OF...
EXAGGERATED MANLINESS?
>> I'M...
I'M NOT SURE.
>> WELL, WHERE IS HE?
>> HE'S HAVING DINNER
WITH A GIRL AT SOTTO VOCE.
>> OH, RIGHT.
>> I HEAR
THEY HAVE GOOD PANINIS.
>> OH, SHUT UP, SCHWOZ.
I GOT TO GO GET HENRY
BEFORE THE SYMPTOMS
ADVANCE TOO FAR
AND THEY BECOME PERMANENT.
COME WITH ME.
>> OKAY.
>> BYE. >> UP THE TUBE. >> BUH-BYE.
>> I REALLY SHOULD CALL MY SISTER... A HORSE.
>> OH, EXCUSE ME. >> OH, NO. I WILL NOT EXCUSE YOU.
>> I'M SORRY,
I DIDN'T MEAN TO BUMP INTO YOU,
I WAS JUST PASSING--
>> WHAT?
YOU WANT TO SWING AT ME?
COME ON.
>> LET'S GO, MARK.
>> YEAH, GO, MARK.
ENJOY YOUR SALAD.
>> HEY, HENRY. >> OH, HEY, WHAT'S UP, DUDE? >> IS THAT...
ARE YOU GROWING A BEARD?
>> HUH?
HUH.
NAH.
I THINK I JUST NEED A SHAVE.
>> WOW.
WHEN DID YOU START SHAVING?
>> I GUESS TOMORROW MORNING.
HEY! LET'S GET US A TABLE!
WE HUNGRY!
>> YOUNG MAN,
THIS IS SOTTO VOCE,
WOULD YOU PLEASE
LOWER YOUR VOICE?
>> YEAH, I'LL LOWER MY VOICE.
WE HUNGRY!
YEAH! WE GOING TO GET FOOD!
[ DOOR KNOCK ] >> HEY, PIPER. >> UGH, I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY COOL BOWLING OUTFIT?
IT GLOWS IN THE DARK.
>> YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE
YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH MY BROTHER,
THAT DOESN'T MEAN
WE HAVE TO TALK.
>> OKAY.
THEN JUST TELL HENRY I'M HERE.
>> HENRY'S GONE.
>> HE CAN'T BE GONE.
WE HAVE PLANS.
>> WELL, HE GOT BETTER PLANS.
>> WITH WHO?
>> I DON'T KNOW, SOME CHICK.
HE TOOK HER TO DINNER
AT SOTTO VOCE.
>> SOTTO VOCE.
>> YEP.
>> OKAY, WELL...
I GUESS I'LL JUST GO HOME THEN.
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
>> WHAT?
>> YOU HAD PLANS WITH HENRY
AND HE BLEW YOU OFF,
AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO BE ALL,
"OH, I GUESS
I'LL JUST GO HOME THEN"?
>> WHAT SHOULD I DO?
>> I DON'T KNOW, BE A MAN?
>> BUT...
>> IF I WERE YOU,
I'D RIDE MY BIKE
RIGHT OVER TO SOTTO VOCE,
MARCH IN THERE,
TELL HENRY THAT HE'S RUDE,
AND THEN I'D SHOVE
HIS FACE DOWN
RIGHT INTO HIS FOOD.
>> YEAH.
I SHOULD TEACH HIM A LESSON.
>> YEAH YOU SHOULD.
NOW, GET OUT OF HERE,
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
I SHOULD BE A LIFE COACH.
>> AND LASAGNA FOR THE YOUNG LADY. >> OH MY GOD, IT SMELLS SO GOOD.
>> YEAH, SMELL THAT.
>> AND ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT YOUR STEAK RAW?
>> YEAH, MAN, JUST SET IT DOWN.
YEAH.
THANKS.
I DON'T NEED THIS.
>> OKAY.
ENJOY.
>> OH, YEAH, SMELL THAT.
>> HEY, HENRY. REMEMBER THIS GUY? >> BYE, JASPER.
>> IF I WERE YOU,
I'D TELL HENRY THAT HE'S RUDE,
AND THEN I'D SHOVE
HIS FACE DOWN
RIGHT INTO HIS FOOD.
>> WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?
>> YOUR SISTER.
>> WHAT?
>> NOW I'M GOING
TO TEACH YOU A LESSON.
>> ARE YOU TRYING TO PUSH HIS HEAD DOWN? >> YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> YOU JUST BEEF-SLAPPED ME. >> YOU WANT SOME MORE? >> HENRY.
>> YOU'RE...
YOU'RE ACTING WEIRD.
>> BYE, JASPER! >> WOO! IS IT HOT IN HERE?
>> WHOA, LOOK AT HENRY'S BEARD. >> I KNEW IT. IT'S THE EFFECTS OF THAT DEVICE.
HENRY'S CHANGING.
IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING
QUICKLY, IN A FEW MORE DAYS
HE COULD BE A FULL-ON MAN-BEAST.
>> WHY CAN'T WE EVER HAVE
NORMAL PROBLEMS?
>> GO GET HENRY.
MAKE UP SOME REASON
WHY HE'S GOT TO LEAVE WITH YOU.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> GO GET HIM. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? >> I FEEL BAD.
HENRY REALLY LIKES CHLOE
AND SHE'S ALREADY MAD AT HIM.
>> WHY?
>> BECAUSE HE KEEPS
FLAKING ON HER
BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS BUSY
WORKING FOR YOU.
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
I KNOW HOW TO GET HENRY
OUT OF HERE WITHOUT CHLOE
THINKING IT'S HIS FAULT.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
>> WAIT HERE.
>> WELL, I'M TAKING THESE MINTS.
[ SCREAMING ] >> FIRE! QUICK, EVERYONE,
EXIT THE RESTAURANT!
>> CAPTAIN MAN?
>> WOW.
>> SIR, YOU ARE AT SOTTO VOCE.
PLEASE LOWER YOUR VOICE.
>> SORRY. SORRY.
[ WHISPERS ] FIRE.
PLEASE KEEP YOUR VOICES DOWN
AND EXIT THE RESTAURANT.
FIRE.
PLEASE KEEP YOUR VOICES DOWN
AND EXIT THE RESTAURANT.
FIRE.
PLEASE KEEP YOUR VOICES DOWN
AND EXIT THE RESTAURANT.
>> FIRE DON'T SCARE ME.
>> WELL, FIRE DO SCARE ME.
>> THANKS FOR COMING.
WE'RE OUT OF MINTS.
APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS.
YOU KNOW...
[ GRUNTING ]
>> NUH-UH, DUDE. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ZAP ME HARDER THAN THAT.
>> COME ON, KID, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU. JUST DROP.
>> SORRY.
THREE LITTLE LASER SHOTS
CAN'T HURT ME.
OH, THAT DID IT.
>> OOH, PANINI.
>> [ GRUNTING ]
LET ME GO!
>> CAN WE PLEASE HURRY UP AND GET THIS DONE? >> IT IS READY.
PICK UP THE MEAT-BEEF.
THROW THE MEAT-BEEF.
>> WHAT HAPPENS NOW? >> WHAT THAT MACHINE DID TO HENRY,
THIS MACHINE DO THE OPPOSITE.
>> HURRY!
>> I GO SPEEDY.
[ DING ]
OPEN.
>> WHAT HAPPENED? I FEEL SO... DIFFERENT.
>> I NEED TO MAKE SOME ADJUSTMENTS.
>> HEY. >> WHY DID YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER?
>> BECAUSE I FEEL BAD
ABOUT HOW OUR DINNER WENT
AT SOTTO VOCE.
>> AW, WHY WOULD YOU FEEL BAD?
JUST BECAUSE YOU ACTED
LIKE AN ANIMAL
AND THEN DITCHED ME
AFTER THE RESTAURANT
CAUGHT ON FIRE?
>> WILL YOU PLEASE JUST COME IN
AND LET ME TALK TO YOU?
HERE, I GOT YOU. >> I DON'T NEED HELP. >> HERE, JUST COME HERE.
>> OKAY. YEAH, I GOT IT.
>> JUST SIT RIGHT HERE.
>> I KNOW WHERE TO SIT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY. TALK TO ME. >> I... THE REASON I ACTED ALL CRAZY
AT THE RESTAURANT...
>> YEAH?
>> SEE, I HAD A WEIRD REACTION
TO THIS SPECIAL MEDICINE,
THESE PILLS I TAKE FOR MY...
MY FEET.
>> WHY DO YOU TAKE PILLS
FOR YOUR FEET?
>> BECAUSE I HAVE...
FEETAL FUNGAL SYNDROME.
FFS.
>> FFS?
THAT'S REALLY A THING?
>> YEAH, BUT DON'T LOOK IT UP.
>> OKAY. SO, NOW?
>> OH, I'M FINE NOW
BECAUSE I WENT TO SEE
DR. SCHWOZBERG.
SEE?
FEEL MY FACE.
NO HAIR.
AND LOOK.
SMOOTH.
>> LOOKS GOOD.
>> HEY. I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I WRECKED OUR DINNER.
ANYWAY...
TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU...
[ BEEPING ]
♪ SORRY THAT I LET YOU DOWN ♪
>> YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME? >> YEAH, OKAY.
>> IT'S ME.
>> JASPER?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> GUESS WHERE I'VE BEEN?
THE SUPERMARKET.
GUESS WHAT I BOUGHT?
THIS MEAT.
>> LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY THAT--
>> YOU JUST GOT BEEF-SLAPPED.
>> HARD.